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Vegetables told me they don't like you either.

Our snarky Ate A Vegetable Award Ribbon is an award for all those finicky eaters that won't touch vegetables. If it's green it better not be on their plate! Our tip: add salt and butter.

This major award is a great way to reward a kid for eating their greens or to possibly shame an adult who finally managed to put down some broccoli with out gagging. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, we’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty and cute.

Give someone a gentle ribbing with this Ate A Vegetable Ribbon. Bonus if there is an accompanying ceremony with a large crowd!

Made of gold stamped satin. Measures 7.5 inches long x 2 inches wide.