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I think that says “fragile”, honey.

Show off a little leg (and your love for the greatest Christmas movie of all time) with our A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Women's Holiday Socks! They're guaranteed to add some kick to your festive holiday outfit.

Mrs. Parker's gentle correction to the famous quote exclaimed by The Old Man '“Fra-GEE-leh!” It must be Italian!' is a totally relatable standout line for any and all significant others out there.

  • Flash a little leg this holiday season!
  • Heat up your feet with the soft glow of electric sex
  • Get a matching pair of your honey, to really add some class to your Christmas Card photos!
  • A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Men's Holiday Socks available too!
  • A warm and cozy stocking stuffer for fans of the movie

Fits Women's 5.5 - 9.5, Men's 5 - 8. Machine wash in cold water. Tumble dry. Do not bleach. One pair of red, white, and green, holiday socks. Features Fair Isle design, Leg Lamp Design, and the word FRAGILE. Made of 75% cotton, 20% polyamide and 5% elastane. Our A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Women's Holiday Socks will warm your heart and your feet.