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The special treatment with a clear expiration date

Our trash talking Today You're Special. Tomorrow Fuck You Greeting Card recognizes the significant event with a customary folded piece of paper, while firing off a friendly reminder.

  • Bright and cheerful colors to catch them off guard
  • Front reads: Today you're special Tomorrow fuck you.
  • The ultimate cease fire greeting for smack talkers
  • Appropriate for siblings' birthdays, and the like
  • Made in the USA.

Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio. Card measures 5 inches wide x 7 inches tall. Folded and packed in house, by Jack & Betty. Includes envelope and clear protective sleeve. Our Today You're Special. Tomorrow Fuck You Greeting Card is the perfect smack down.