When the kitchen is clean, and you mean business.
Our feisty and fearsome Spotless Kitchen Dish Towel offers a fair warning to any-and-all potential offenders. Designed in eye-catching lime green and blinding white font, there's zero chance they'll miss this sign of trouble ahead!
- Spotless Kitchen Dish Towel
- Boldly reads: I left this kitchen spotless. Mess it up and I'll break your face. (Probably with a rolling pin. Trust me. I've thought it through.)
- This cheeky tea towel is silkscreened with love in the UK.
- Measures 31 inches long x 20 inches wide, so it's plenty big enough to clean up the blood left behind by said face breakage.
- Made with aggressively high-quality 100% cotton.
- A great gift idea for the consummate clean freak, sick-and-tired parent, or fed-up roommate!
Screen-printed and manufactured in the United Kingdom. This hilarious housewarming gift comes folded in a cardboard sleeve, perfectly presented for gift-giving fun. Since the ass-whooping wooden spoon of days gone by has been made illegal in all 50 states, our
Spotless Kitchen Dish Towel will send the threatening for you!
