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Politically Offensive Red, White and F*ck You Crayon Set

Express your frustrations with politics and celebrate your right to vote with the Politically Offensive Red, White and F*ck You Crayon Set! This set of crayons features 24 offensively named colors that will either make you mad, sad, or laugh your ass off!

  • Challenge the traditional notion of crayon colors with politically offensive names
  • Express your frustration with politics and the never-ending "most important election of our lifetime"
  • Remind everyone that all parties are the same, whether you're a Democrat, Republican, Liberal, or Libertarian
  • Support the idea that your "vote" doesn't matter unless you happen to be George Soros, control a Super PAC, or are a lizard person under the ice in Antarctica
  • Made with less regulation than the 2nd Amendment, these crayons were created to provoke and spark conversation
  • Manufactured by Russians in a factory in China, just kidding! But there should actually be 24 crayons in the box

Add a touch of humor and controversy to your art projects with the Politically Offensive Red, White and F*ck You Crayon Set. Whether you use them to color, draw, or simply to express your frustration, these crayons are sure to make a statement.