Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card

Shut the door and have some me time!

Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without interruption in years. Take today, you deserve it!

• Made in the USA!
• Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
• Printed with soy based inks
• Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
• Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

So, snap up a stash of this brash greeting and send it on out to all of your ladies who enjoy a good fucking laugh.

Our Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by some badass ladies!