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Crash! BOOM! Bang! Uh oh, SpaghettiOs!

Whether it's your roommate rummaging through your room to "borrow" your favorite pair of earrings or a straight up thief in the night unlawfully trying to heist your priceless 8-track collection, keep your secret valuables disguised in plain sight with our SpaghettiOs® Decoy Safe! Labeled Healthy for Kids, it's enough of a warning label to steer most anyone clear.

  • You see... burglars don’t have the time to rummage through everything you have. In fact, most spend an average of 6 minutes (or less) inside the home, so they will look in the most obvious places for valuables. This clever decoy can safely let you hide your stash of important items in the least obvious spot.

True to size. Measures the same as an actual can of the famous brand of canned precooked meat products made by Hormel Foods Corporation. Perfect for spare keys, emergency cash & more. Officially licensed with authentic label.