Wash Your Tits Bird Soap

It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird!

We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously lathers on the double entendre while making your mornings nice and perky!

While this luxury soap bar is not for the birds, it is excellent for washing your tits, side boobies, love nest, and the rest! Some say it's the "breast" gag gift out there!

• Made in the ❤️ of the USA!
• Handcrafted. Small-Batch. Cold-Process. Punny Soap Bar.
• All-Natural! No harsh chemicals, dyes, or colorants.
• Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-Free.
• Phthalate-Free. Parabens-Free.
• Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats.
• Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
• Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free!

This seemingly inappropriate gift is a funny present for girlfriends, chickadees, bird watchers, nature lovers, pun lovers, or anyone who really appreciates great tits.

This naturally funny soap measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. The prank gift box measures 3.25 inches tall x 3.25 inches wide x 1.25 inches deep. Our cheeky Wash Your Tits Novelty Soap Bar is a titillating joke present with a lovely pear berry scent.