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Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree!

Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card sets the record straight. This doggone funny greeting is for the classy mother pupper from a bygone era.

  • You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card
  • Front: Features an haute dog strutting their stuff on the beach, decked out in questionably stylish beach apparel, and undoubtedly searching for a drink.
  • Inside: Blank for endless paws-ibilities
  • Environmentally fur-endly! Digitally printed with gold foil on Forest Stewardship Council certified paper, with Green Seal® certified envelope included.
  • Treat this birthday card to your other best friend!
  • Made in Canada by a small business

The unique + fun birthday card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Made by a small business and digitally printed with gold foil on FSC certified paper. It includes a yellow envelope and is protected in a cellophane sleeve. Our You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card will leave your friends and family howling with laughter.