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So. Much. Cringe.

Our hilariously awful Dad Jokes Cards features some of the most cringey jokes known to dad-kind!

Featuring 100 so-bad-it's-good one-liners! It's the perfect gift for the dad-to-be or a father figure that needs to brush up his comedy act. Try some of these bad boys on for size!

  • Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
  • What do you call a donkey with only three legs? A wonkey!
  • My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
  • What's the world's saddest pizza? Pepperlonely
  • What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two.

Celebrate your pops and cheesy dad jokes this Father's Day, by giving him the gift of timeless eye-rolling humor! He'll love the attention and repeating them for as long as there is an audience.

Collection of 100 of the best dad jokes. Comes in a paper card box measuring approximately 2.8 inches wide x 4.3 inches long x 1.6 inches deep. Our Dad Jokes Cards are not for the weak of fart.