Sorry I've Benedict Lately Apology Card

Got egg on your face?

Our cheeky Sorry I've Benedict Lately Apology Card is the perfect way to egg-pologize for being a dick. On the sunnyside up, you'll win half the battle by making them laugh. Now you'll just need to scramble for forgiveness!

• "Sorry I've Benedict Lately" Apology Card
• Pun-tabuloous wordplay on "Sorry I’ve been a dick lately"
• Hilarious design conveys that your regret runneth over, like the runny yolks of the eggs that adorn this greeting, are dripping off your face.
• Inside: Blank for your humble apologiy
• Made in the USA

Handmade in Charleston, South Carolina. Card measures 4 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Professionally printed on heavy bright white matte card stock. Brown craft paper envelope included. Our Sorry I've Benedict Lately Apology Card is best served with breakfast in bed, preferably eggs benedict.