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[Thrusts middle fingers towards the sky]

Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks!

Sure things may look bad now, but bad news in a cutie-pie cat, red dress, and yellow shoe-clad, blue-eyed kitten package ain't really all that bad in the end.

Enjoy giving the universe a bird with this adorable middle finger toting kitty!

Fits women's shoe size 5-10. Made with 50% soft luxurious combed cotton, 48% nylon for strength and 2% spandex for long lasting fun. Our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks is a great gift for crappy times!