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Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting Card is a fantastic and fun way to say congratulations on your new baby. A great card for an aunt, uncle or close family friends to send along to the new parents.

Card front reads - Congratulations on your bundle of joy (who I will teach to curse like a weathered seaman). Shit Balls.

  • Printed on cotton paper
  • Handmade in the USA
  • Eco-friendly materials
  • Blank inside for personal note

The Baby Curse Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Printed on heavy weight 100% cotton paper made from lint reclaimed in other industrial processes and includes a 30% post-consumer recycled envelope and is packaged in a plant-based, biodegradable sleeve.