Darn! Aromatic Candle for Colorful Language

Curse it all to heck!

We try not to swear, but DANG! Our country-fresh Anti-Profanity Candle sure smells good! Sometimes one just needs to let loose and use some strong language to express themselves. Don't y'all agree?

Looking for a way to greet the new neighbors, but all out of peach cobbler? Don't pitch a hissy fit! This candle is a dang good substitute for classic southern hospitality!

• Dang! Anti Profanity Candle
• Country Fresh Scent - Butter AND Margarine
• 12 ounces of premium soy wax in an iconic steel paint can
• Dressed in a mid-century styled advertising label featuring a county-fair style award ribbon that reads "Pee Paw's Country Style DANG! I Can't Believe It's Not a Soy Wax Candle!"
• Burn time is approximately 50+ hours.
• Hand-poured in the USA!
  
  

Country Fresh Scent "Butter AND Margarine." High-grade soy wax, hand-poured by the folks at Whiskey River located in Newark, Ohio, USA. This darn fine-looking steel paint bucket holds 12 oz and measures approximately 3.25 inches in diameter x 3.9 inches tall. Darn-tootin' our Dang! Anti-Profanity Candle is a sarcastic gift for the consummate potty mouth.