Sarcastic Valentine's Day Card - Express Your True Thoughts

An Ingenuous V-Day Card for a Disingenuous Holiday

Tell it like it is this Valentine's Day with the dry wit of our Disingenuous Romance Day Valentine Card. It is the perfect participation vehicle for this much-loved (and genuinely hated), romantic (yet extremely alienating) holiday!

We're pretty sure Saint Valentine wouldn't be too thrilled being used as a mascot for a corporate shill of a holiday; his legacy forever marred by a money-making scheme known as Valentine's Day contrived by Hallmark.

But if you're in a relationship, you have to weigh your options. Take the risk of receiving blowback from not partaking in the chocolate heart-filled masquerade and finding yourself lying awake at night (alone) wondering AITA? Or you can give this brilliant loophole of a gift and deliver a card that truly speaks from your heart. (while not saving up your appreciation for your loved one on just one single day) Single. Day. Wha??

• Disingenuous Romance Day Valentine Card
• The front facade of the card is illustrated with a black heart on a bright pink background and reads: "Happy disingenuous romance day forced upon us by large corporations."
• The inside (arguably the heart of the card) is blank for your handwritten message.
• Participate in this joke of a holiday by gifting one to your single friends, or to your partner along with a dozen roses + box of chocolate to get your point across, while covering your derrière.
• Printed on sturdy recycled card stock and accompanied by a recycled kraft brown envelope
• Made in the USA

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Printed on high-quality, recycled card stock and accompanied by a 100% recycled kraft brown envelope. Our snarky Disingenusous Romance Day Valentine Card is made in the United States of America!