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Let's Get Ho-Ho-Hammered! šŸŽ…šŸøšŸ¦ˆ

Thereā€™s nothing like getting totally shark-faced with your best chums around the holiday season! Our Let's Get Hammered It's Christmas Shark Card throws the in-fish-tation out there, to see if it gets any bites!

  • Let's Get Hammered It's Christmas Shark Card
    3D card featuring a festive hammerhead shark in a Santa hat and wearing a ducky pool float,
  • Front: It's Crimbo, let's get HAMMERED!
  • Blank inside, so you can write what you chews (sea what we did there?)
  • Kraft paper envelope with bright candy cane pattern inside
  • Go on, mako plans to partake in a drinking frenzy during Crimbo Limbo

Before you know it... X-mas will popping out of the deep blue. Get your Christmas card shopping done doneā€¦ donnnne donnnneā€¦ donnnnnnne done... done done done done early with our Lets Get Hammered It's Christmas Shark Card!

Hand assembled by really talented and crafty Land Sharks in the UK. They're totally krillinā€™ it. Premium FSC Recycled Board. Our Lets Get Hammered It's Christmas Shark Card measures approximately 5.25 inches x 5.25 inches square. Stop, its hammered time!