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Not So Politically Correct Crayons

  • Bored of your regular box of crayons? Look no further!
  • Say goodbye to your old, politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon Box.
  • Contains 24 blunt, direct, and irreverent colors that are bound to spark conversations!
  • Get ready for a dose of humor and a touch of controversy with colors like:
  • Vaping Douche Violet
  • Midlife Crisis Gray
  • Glass of Whine
  • Participation Trophy Gold
  • Victim Blame Blue
  • Eating Your Feelings Orange

Hey Karen, NO these are NOT for kids. We are "Perpetual Kid"... you know, like older people with a mischievous inner child.

Please note: If you purchase these crayons and then send an email complaining that you were offended... you will be banned from shopping with us again! S E R I O U S L Y! Offensive-ish Crayons are not for sensitive folks!