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Happy Birthday?

Bring a breath (or should we say, the last breath) of fresh air to the birthday party with our One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness Birthday Card.

  • Let's Celebrate One Year Closer to Eternal Darkness
  • Blank inside for your own personal message.
  • Card measures 6 inches tall x 4 inches wide.
  • 100% recycled brown kraft envelope included. Printed on paper responsibly sourced from a well-managed forest that is carefully sustained and will not have any lasting impacts on the environment.

Our funny One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness Birthday Card was designed by the delightfully twisted mind of Steven Rhodes.

Get yours today, and give the gift of dark humor. Because let's be honest, laughter is the best way to forget that life's hourglass is steadily trickling away!