Mosh pits? cool. Stinky pits? really not cool. Your taste in music may be excellent; however, rancid underarm smells are always the pits. So, never mind the mainstream shower scene, and let anarchy reign with our Please Wash Your Buttocks Punk Rock Bar Soap!
Protest the odoriferous oppression of large corporate soap monopolies by supporting an all-natural soap movement. This rebellious, small-batch, handmade soap is crafted from vegan ingredients by an independent grass-roots family business. After a rough night of stage diving, you'll be peeling yourself off the shower floor when you see what lather from real soap looks like!
So, crank up some tunes while you're lathering yourself down as you rid yourself of grunge and rotten smells with our anti-fascist, anti-establishment, pro-hygiene, cheeky novelty soap.
This hardcore soap bar will wash your last caress down the drain with any lingering funky dive bar smells and inky hand stamps. So, all that will remain are memories of incredible shows in venues crowded enough for some fun moshpit action. Who knows, it may finally wash the old 9:30 club smell off of you!
This unique novelty soap is a terrific prank gag gift for young punks, old punks, dirty punks, misfits, social outcasts, hardcore music lovers, boyfriends, girlfriends, and anti-establishment aficionados.
Our Wash Your Buttocks Punk Rock Artisan Soap measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. The prank gift box design is as an homage to a classic punk album cover, with enough puns to make the room spin!
Non-Vicious Scent. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.
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