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It's time to call for back-up, buddy. 🚨🚽πŸͺ 

A cheeky gift for the repeat offender of your guest bathroom, our We've Got A Shituation Here Lavatory Mist is ready to be called into action, next time your bathroom is smelling like a crime scene.

  • We've Got A Shituation Here Lavatory MistπŸš”
  • Two quick mists clear the perimeter of foul orders and foul play.
  • Crime Scene Report: Officer confirmed a reported stench, sustaining sever sensory distress upon entrance. Commode appeared freshly violated. Appears suspect fled following several failed flush attempts.
  • Over 500 applications in every bottle.
  • Made in USA.

We know you're tough and brave, but after an event like that, it might help to talk to someone. You know, get a little help?

Scented with Lemon, Basil and Musk. Made with fragrant essential oils to avoid cheap perfume fog. 5.3 fl. oz./156 ml. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches x 1.75 inches. 5.3 fl. oz.